Mail today is anything but the kind of mail I remember as a kid. In those days, the 1950's, getting the mail generally meant getting a few letters from family, bills and The Saturday Evening Post. There was no email, junk mail to speak of or anything like the materials we receive today. I remember the highlight of the year was getting the Montgomery Ward and Sears regular AND Christmas catalogs! There was no Amazon. We got the newspaper every day too. And post cards! Remember those post cards from exotic places? I do.
Yesterday, July 7, 2021 I received, for once, only letters, well, of a sort. Each and every one of them was some kind of a plea for support or beyond ridiculous, claims.
Since I have bought a few things through catalogs during Corvid I now average, in a month, about 100 catalogs, many for women. I am a single, 75 year old single man.
Let's go through yesterday's cache.
First was the 2021 ASPCA Membership Card. I lost my dog to age and illness last January. I have never joined or even been involved with the ASPCA. My enclosed Membership Card also requires a donation. The trouble is if you send a donation now in a month, even a week, you will be solicited again for more. There is a never ending cycle once you give that never stops. I know; I donated to Habitat For Humanity and get solicitations every or every other week.
Then there was the Luekemia & Lymphoma Society with a nickel enclosed along with address labels. Even $18.25 would do so much. Yes. today until the next solicitation for double that.
I need to explain that I am not a mean hearted old crouch. I do believe in supporting certain charities and organizations that are close to my heart. What makes me angry is that the people you want to help sell your name and address to others until your mailbox resembles a tsunami of paper crying for help! If you look up these charities, as I have, the amount that actually goes to the charity you "want" to support is pretty meagre. Some that have good records with the funds they receive have abysmal records on the people they will and do not support.
Next was a post card titled DR OZ CREATES. What did he create? A pill that, and I quote, "creates enormous erection, increase in thickness and width and crazy length increase and it gets biggest deal in medical history!" I think the medical profession needs to pull his doctor's license. I have prostrate cancer and ALL the limitations that comes with that. No pills for me.
How about "HEALING HIDING IN YOUR HOME?" Yup! I too can have Supermarket Super Remedies for only four payments of $7.99 after a FREE 21 day preview. For my effort whether I keep it or not I get the FREE Get Energized. And in case you want to know, a stomach cramp can be solved with a cookie, a gingersnap no less.
An "Important Notice to: ALAN KRUG" came from Consumer Reports a magazine I have talked about before. I don't necessarily trust them because what they test is now, in this moment. The true test is what happens 6 months, a year down the road. And for me, it has not been good. After your yearly subscription you get letters like this asking for more money. They also send you tickets asking that you support a raffle they have every year as well. Since my luck as a gambler is zilch, I don't support that either. The only thing I have ever won was a contest for something I designed and I paid for the birdhouse and paints that created it.
United Service Organization is next and I think a new one for me. The letter included an American Flag magnet and the back of the letter says there is a FREE 3-by-5 American Flag saved for me. Since I already have my uncle's and Mother's service flag's I won't be needing that either. I have nothing against the USO and believe they provide needed entertainment from the troops but if I donate I will only get even more mail!!!
Finally this one really caught my attention as it screams SECOND NOTICE and warns that DEADLINES ARE ENFORCED! Inside it notes that it is an OFFICIAL PRIZE COMMUNICATION re: $10,000.00 a week awarded for 52 weeks. I was even given an Authorization Prize number. All I have to do is call 1-888-588-4027 and provide the secret number and confirm my address. I don't think so. On the back are the STRIKE IT RICH XII SWEEPSTAKES "Official Rules" you need a magnifying glass to read. Also in small type, no purchase necessary to win, you find that it is sponsored by National Magazine Exchange. How many magazines do you think you buy before you get off that phone call?
I long for the good old days. To me, and many others in my age group, there is nothing quite like holding a letter, seeing the writing and enjoying the occasional photo. I keep them and treasure them many times before either filing them or throwing them away. I just purchased a Canon scanner and I find that is a wonderful way to keep those letters and see what they looked like. Need it again? (I hate reading things on my huge iMac screen.) I can reprint each and every letter, including emails, should I have the urge to see them again.
Thank you for reading my blog. I invite you to take the time to read earlier blogs where my emphasis is to explore the ways art and design affects our daily lives ... and always has. I share with you what inspires me with the hope that it will inspire you as well. Comments are always welcomed!
Be sure to check my ETSY store ... KrugsStudio.etsy.com. I am adding many new and exciting, collectible birdhouses and craft items. Many of the items talked about here will be for sale there!
Thank you for reading my blog. I invite you to take the time to read earlier blogs where my emphasis is to explore the ways art and design affects our daily lives ... and always has. I share with you what inspires me with the hope that it will inspire you as well. Comments are always welcomed!
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